The Smorgasbord

I never would have thought my pussy cat could tweet with the help of Sony. Social Media is very prevalent in our society, and I personally know people that can’t keep off of facebook long enough to eat and take a dump – and that’s primarily because of their own stupidity (can you say ‘farmville’?). Good lord, who spends all their time that way?! I guess it’s no coincidence that most of ‘em are chain smokers – is it? It must be that “addictive personality”.

I found out that my pussy cat could now tweet in this article: Sony Makes cat lifeblogging device. WTF, a collar for that cat that can tweet 11 things? It has an acceleration sensor that can tell you when the cat is running, walking, eating, sleeping. Are our lives actually that disinteresting that we are self-absorbed into this nonsense? What’s next an underwear tweeter that says my 4 year olds peeing, or one that tweets my grandmother has fallen and can’t get up?

I’d like one that tweets me when I’m wasting too much time please!